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Laura: “What’s the matter?”
Van Buren: “There’s a cat caught in a tree.”
[Rob is sobbing uncontrollably]
Laura: “Rob, Rob, darling.”
Rob: “Oh honey, you heard about it too, didn’t ya?”
Van Buren: “Nah, nah, nah, he’s alight. He just gets terribly emotional. You should’ve seen him when he announced he had German of congress; he went all to pieces.
Laura: “May I see him alone?”
Van Buren: “Of course, but he’s going to be alright. Don’t you worry about a thing. No, no, no - once this record is broke, he’ll get tremendous coverage”
Doctor: “Petrie, take your vitamins!”
Rob: “Okay.”
Laura: “Rob, darling, are you alright?”
Rob: “Oh I’m fine, honey. I’m okay. Hi.”
Laura: “Rob, listen, I got something important to tell you.”
Rob: “Oh they got the cat down!”
Laura: “No, Rob, forget the cat.”
Rob: “Oh, honey, I’m ashamed of ya!”
Laura: “Rob, will you listen to me - you got a telegram.”
Rob: “From the kitty?”

- The Dick Van Dyke Show 4x30 ‘100 Terrible Hours’

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